30th May 2012
Chat reblogged from WithImagination with 16,537 notes
- News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in America: cannibal eats man's face
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30th May 2012
Post reblogged from mad as a box of cats! with 12,771 notes
daisyfairy:
googling lyrics even if you know them before you use them in a text post so you don’t embarrass yourself in front of the internet
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30th May 2012
Post reblogged from mad as a box of cats! with 38,614 notes
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
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30th May 2012
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Source: textfromdog
30th May 2012
Chat reblogged from worst. rescue. ever. with 2,729 notes
- jim: hello?
- sebastian: is this a bad time?
- jim: yes of course it is, what do you want?
- sebastian: that kitten came back to our flat. i've decided you can keep it.
- jim: SAY THAT AGAIN. say that again, and know, that if you are lying to me, i will find you, and i will skin you.
- sebastian: if you don't come home with cat supplies in the next half hour i'm using it for target practice.
- jim: WAIT.
- jim: sorry, wrong day to die.
- sherlock: oh, did you get a better offer?
- jim: you'll be hearing from me, sherlock.
- jim: if you have what you say you have, i'll make you rich. if you don't, i'll make you into shoes.
- sebastian: i already have access to your bank account, and you have enough shoes. just come home before this cat pees on the rug.
- jim: i'm just trying to act cool, i'm with sherlock and john. okay they're gone. what should we name it?
Source: broriarty